Water World
Later this week the White House is expected to release the report from Transportation Secretary Norman Y. Mineta's trip to Detroit for the Auto Show. White House officials tell us that the report will include startling information pertaining to the future use of hydrogen fuel cells in automobiles. The cells will take water and separate the hydrogen from the oxygen, burn the hydrogen as fuel and emit the oxygen in the form of steam.
"Clean fuel like this one will revolutionize the way we operate our daily lives," commented an unnamed White House spokesperson.
In a related story, upon hearing of the Auto Show report, Michael Eisner, President and CEO of Walt Disney Inc., claimed all of the water and water "touching other water" which reaches the shore of Atlantis, Disney's resort in the Bahamas, to be the sole property of Walt Disney Inc.
Expecting some resistance to his claims, Eisner has massed an army of cartoon characters and employees to defend Atlantis from possible attacks from people seeking to take Atlantis' water by force.
Since the raising of this army and declaring himself "Eminent Ruler of Atlantis", Eisner has stopped focusing on the simple needs of his people. Restaurants, shops and casinos are virtually empty. The people have become impoverished and are starving.
French and German officials have collaborated with the Russian government to initiate a water for food program, where Eisner and his militia can maintain control of the water but exchange it for food and medicine.
A senior White House official commented, "this water for food program is simply enabling a cancer to spread."
When asked about the developments President Bush said, "...Water for food is one thing but I truly believe we should be much more worried with Atlantis' weapons program. It may take some time to find their weapons, after all they hid the city for thousands of years. And with the proximity of them being so close and all this is a big concern. We are not alone in our fight to free the Atlantis people from the tyrannical regime of Eisner, Great Britain and Iraq are sending weapons inspectors to validate our very credible information.
When asked if this was just a ploy to gain control of the water President Bush responded, "Why would we need to take their water? We have many water resources at our disposal, the Great Lakes, the Mississippi River, all those lakes in Minnesota, and running water in almost every home. I assure you that this is nothing more than the U.S. doing its part to make the world a safer place."
"Clean fuel like this one will revolutionize the way we operate our daily lives," commented an unnamed White House spokesperson.
In a related story, upon hearing of the Auto Show report, Michael Eisner, President and CEO of Walt Disney Inc., claimed all of the water and water "touching other water" which reaches the shore of Atlantis, Disney's resort in the Bahamas, to be the sole property of Walt Disney Inc.
Expecting some resistance to his claims, Eisner has massed an army of cartoon characters and employees to defend Atlantis from possible attacks from people seeking to take Atlantis' water by force.
Since the raising of this army and declaring himself "Eminent Ruler of Atlantis", Eisner has stopped focusing on the simple needs of his people. Restaurants, shops and casinos are virtually empty. The people have become impoverished and are starving.
French and German officials have collaborated with the Russian government to initiate a water for food program, where Eisner and his militia can maintain control of the water but exchange it for food and medicine.
A senior White House official commented, "this water for food program is simply enabling a cancer to spread."
When asked about the developments President Bush said, "...Water for food is one thing but I truly believe we should be much more worried with Atlantis' weapons program. It may take some time to find their weapons, after all they hid the city for thousands of years. And with the proximity of them being so close and all this is a big concern. We are not alone in our fight to free the Atlantis people from the tyrannical regime of Eisner, Great Britain and Iraq are sending weapons inspectors to validate our very credible information.
When asked if this was just a ploy to gain control of the water President Bush responded, "Why would we need to take their water? We have many water resources at our disposal, the Great Lakes, the Mississippi River, all those lakes in Minnesota, and running water in almost every home. I assure you that this is nothing more than the U.S. doing its part to make the world a safer place."
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